Thursday, 9 July 2009

Big Brother and other Televisional Attrocities

Im sorry but Big Brother is fucking appalling, Sum years it has been mildly interesting but this year they have hit a new low in boring, rage inducing, "why is this shit taking up so much airtime" bollocks. If you met any of the participants in normal life you would quite rightly think "what a complete COMPLETE knob". the people who go on this are more often self involved, vain, shallow, narrow minded, deluded, disturbed, annoying wastes of a good wank and i think the fact that there it still exist boggles the mind. If anyone cites entertainment as an excuse for this T.V AIDS they are as deluded as the future X-List celebs which populate the Big.Bro house and soon the front cover of Heat. I would literally rather watch my parents having sex than listen to "12.46pm, Thomas has taken a shit".

Other T.V Shits:

How much is your House?, Can I Buy your House?, Whats a House?, Bargain Cunt (A quirkly little show that pitts 3 woman with crabs to pick up a brand spanking new fadge)

Anyway cheer up with this:



Thursday, 2 July 2009

Masterchef Insomnia

Its hot and sticky weather and i cant sleep so im still up and a repeat of masterchef is on with one of those sign langauge dicks trying to explain "burnt lemon souflee". I'm starting to think the producers are giving lines to that guy Greg Wallace. Not a week goes by when he doesnt taste some ex corrie actors choc pudding and saids something like "Mmm.... you know what, i could quite happily dive into that" or " i could quite happily swim in that"! Im waiting for the week when an overexcited Wallace, commenting on a raspberry tart made by Bobby Davro admits.... "GOD I COULD JUST WANK EVERYWHERE RITE NOW BOBBY!!"

Another thing about Masterchef is that its on ALL THE TIME As soon as the normal series ends, the celebrity version starts. Do Greg and John not do anything except eat like fuck?

News 24 on now.... if u were a News 24 newsreader would u not just get completely ballbagged as only people who are half asleep, or that would find it highly amusing to hear the daily news read by someone chewing ther jaw off, are watching. All the other lucky bastards are asleep.

Random Morrissey Quote: (On Richard Madeley from Richard and Judy) " He referred to me as an insufferable puffed-up prat!.... This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother"

Rite...... sleep